The ones that tend to win have:
- Immediacy (we know where we are and who we are with within in the first sentence or two - and we aren't confused by too many characters or settings)
- A subtle twist (but pandering to a punchline at the expense of good writing and solid grammar will lose you marks)
- Every word working for the author (including a carefully considered title)
For some extreme flash fiction (140 characters to be precise), get involved in #1lineWed on Twitter.
A Close Shave
“Are
you wearing false eyebrows?” Charlotte asked, squinting at me.
“No.”
I raised the menu higher. She nudged it down with her index finger.
“You
are!”
I
said nothing.
“Why
on earth are you wearing them?”
I
sighed, shielding my face but being careful not to dislodge the eyebrows. “It’s
a long story.”
“I’m
listening.” She leant back, laying her menu down on her plate.
I
felt my face redden. “Well, I was giving John a trim, you know, with the
clippers.”
“And
you accidentally shaved your own eyebrows off?”
“No!”
I shot her a look.
“Sorry.
Carry on.”
“I
didn’t realize the guard wasn’t on, and took a really closely shaven strip out
of the back of his head.”
Her
mouth formed an ‘o’. “Was he mad?”
I
shrugged. “Quite possibly.”
“What
do you mean?”
“I
didn’t know how to tell him, so I just pretended everything was normal.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.
And then nothing happened, he went to work and nothing. Came home – nothing.”
“No-one
noticed?”
“That’s
what I thought.”
“Until…?”
“Until
I looked in the mirror yesterday morning and I had no eyebrows.”
“Oh
my God! He shaved them off?”
I
nodded.
“What
did you say?”
“Nothing.
He had already gone to work. So I bought these and let him wonder how I had
miraculously grown my eyebrows back during the course of one day.”
“Oh
dear. You two are a right pair.”
I
raised a false eyebrow and shrugged, thinking about the permanent marker I had
picked up from the stationary cupboard at work. I leaned back, took a sip of
wine and plotted my next move.